Queridísimo Tony:

Me ha escrito el Presidente, Tony Blair, o simplemente Tony para los amigos. Qué majo. Alguno recordará que firmé una petición cibernáutica a la Moncloa británica contra la propuesta de prohibir sacar fotografías a niños en espacios públicos. Abajo reproduzco su contestación (la de sus secuaces, vamos). Dicen que no tiene nada que ver con ellos. Ni Poncio Pilato se lavaba tanto las manos.

“Thank you for signing the petition on the Downing Street website calling for the Prime Minister to stop proposed restrictions on photography in public places.
This petition has already attracted over 60,000 signatures from people who obviously share your concern. Not surprisingly, the idea that the Government might be poised to restrict your ability to take photos has caused some puzzlement and even alarm.
We have therefore decided to respond to this petition before its closing date of August, in order to reassure people.
The Government appreciates that millions of people in this country enjoy photography. So we have checked carefully to see if any Government department was considering any proposal that might possibly lead to the sort of restrictions suggested by this petition. We have been assured this is not the case.
There may be cases where individual schools or other bodies believe it is necessary to have some restrictions on photography, for instance to protect children, but that would be a matter for local decisions.
In fact, Simon Taylor, who started the petition, has since made clear that he was not really referring to Government action or legislation. His main concern appears to be that photographic societies and other organisations may introduce voluntary ID cards for members to help them explain why they are taking photographs. Again, any such scheme would not involve the Government.
We hope this re-assures you and clears up the confusion.”

Ya le estoy respondiendo:

“Queridísimo Tony:
Devuélvenos Las Malvinas y Gibraltar, que no son tuyos….”